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I’m currently paying for a storage unit that only has a 6ft 90lb sex doll, can I legally sell this storage unit?
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Long story short yes I used to be a lonely weirdo and bought a sex doll when I was drunk and then one day I had a girlfriend and I didn’t know what to do with the doll so I bought a storage unit, Put it in there but I got tired of paying $60 a month for this unit and then I found out the other day people were selling their storage units or something like that. So can I do this? How will I go about it and will I get in any trouble with the law? I mean it’s not illegal to own a sex doll, so I can’t imagine I would. How tf got 6k upvotes Edit: Obviously the easy answer is to deal with it, but how do I do it? Just rent a uhaul and drive it to the junkyard and say “Excuse me sir, would you mind helping me carry this 120 pound box, sure there are no bodies in it?”
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I mean this is basically a “how to get rid of a body situation”, except it’s legal.
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I’m sure redditors know what to do in this case. Just look up any “how to get rid of a body” thread on r/AskReddit. I remember there was this one guy who discovered that his local landfill can dispose of a body for 35 bucks.
I know everyone is making jokes and this *is* fucking hilarious but I used to manage a storage facility and just want to point out that people don’t sell their storage units. Usually the storage facility auctions off the contents of the unit when someone defaults on their bill. We also had a legal department who would pursue you for the debt and it could blemish your credit.
So don’t stop paying on the unit. Cancel the contract and take the doll to the dump or something.
Dude, just drive there, throw the doll in a container and quit the contract.
How long have you been paying for this storage unit?
I can’t believe you’re paying for your ex’s apartment.
Imagine the storage wars guys opening that locker to find a sex doll just sitting in a chair and nothing else
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1. Throw doll in random dumpster.
2. Cancel contract.
Many storage units will let you use their dumpster even.
You gonna fuck it one more time aren’t you, you fucking weirdo?
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People don’t usually sell storage units, the storage company’s sell the contents of units of people who default on their rental payments.
Just dump the doll & cancel the contract.
….just realised it’s 6ft tall. Please wrap it in a tarp and drive around town with it hanging half out the back of your car & then chuck it in a random dumpster. I just want to see that local news story go viral on reddit lol
Sell the doll on Craigslist. Cancel your contract on the storage. Easy. Those dolls sell for a lot. I’m sure, as others have said, someone would buy it. Clean it up of course. Why not recover some of your costs?
Just stop paying and you’ll see someone buy it on Storage Wars in six months.
Take it to your local dump, throw it away legally and responsibly so it doesnt awkwardly come back to bite you in the ass. It would be incredibly awkward to get caught and ticketed for illegal dumping.
Leave it in an alley like a normal person, you can’t let your feelings keep you from throwing out your old sex toy.
Build a secret room in your flat with some drywall, screws, tape+putty+sand, and some paint. Before you close it, hide the doll in there. If you have one narrow wall somewhere, just pull out about a half meter and build another wall right in front of it.
[https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=how+to+build+a+secret+wall+in+your+house](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=how+to+build+a+secret+wall+in+your+house)
BONUS:
If you lose current girlfriend, you can revive old girlfriend.
If you forget and move, it will turn into secret surprise for future generations.
Can you use the unit commercially? Cause I might have a business idea for you.
Here’s what you do. Go load it up in your car and find a church dumpster. Then close your rental agreement.
Is there a 2nd hand market for it?
Throw it in the trash and cancel the contract. Wtf is wrong with you?
There is an episode of the Cleveland show that deals with this, and I recommend you do what Holt did, fake murder and bury in shallow grave!
How can you sell something that you don’t own. You said that you are paying 60$ a month for it. You are renting it bro😂
I could be wrong but I’ve never heard of someone selling their own storage unit. If you’re talking about unit auctions, those are the business itself selling the units of people who just stopped paying and broke the contract.
You are just renting the storage unit, right? It’s not actually yours. So how would you sell something that isn’t yours to sell?
No way dude. Just stop paying. I want to see this on Storage Wars.
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Why not keep the doll in the apartment lol
Omg if i found out $60 a month was going to hide your sex doll I would leave you. This is not a good indicator of finacial responsibility. Throw it away.
you cant rent out your storage unit. You already pay to rent it from the owners. Its illegal to rent it out and if someone puts something illegal in there you are on the hook. Throw. It. Away.
Just introduce her to your gf as your step sis
Get a huge tarp or something n load it into the car. Drive to the woods and dump it for teenagers to find in 3 years.
Rent out visits to the storage unit for other lonely weirdos.
I love that there is a contingent of person that struggles with disposing of their luxury sex doll.
You are not the first person I’ve seen post with this problem.
It just feels wrong to throw it in the trash, or dump it somewhere! And what are the options from there? Salvation army? Will it to your children?
Cracks me up.
Anyway, good luck with this! You could always abandon your identity to get away from this problem??
Have you tried a threesome?
Put it in bed on the side where your gf sleeps to assert dominance
Why not just sell the doll?
Why not just sell the doll. You know someone would buy it.