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Emergency workers rescued after mistaking sex doll for drowning woman
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Emergency workers rescued after mistaking sex doll for drowning woman
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Ok, but who assassinated their sex doll?
Unfortunately, the emergency workers did not make the realization until they had finished mouth-to-mouth
It’s the thought that counts. It doesn’t make their timely rescue attempt any less heroic. As far as they knew, a human was in danger. I am sure this story is reassuring for the people that live there!
Reminda me of the time an Indonesian village mistaken a mistaken a sex doll for an angel
[Here’s the British Broadcasting Corporation’s take on it] (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36189614)
Ok so I was on the HOA about condo and got to hear this lovely story. We have a guy who cleans up our trash bins because the residents in our complex are dirty. He called the manager one day in a panic saying there was a dead woman in the trash bin. He high tailed it outta there and said he didn’t want any part of the police anywhere near him. We call 911 and get the cops over there. The manager is there with the HOA etc. They haul out the body only to find out it is one of the SUPER f-ing fancy sex dolls that’s super life like. Those things are like 10k. Can’t figure out why someone threw it out to this day.
Another victim of the ol’ pump ‘n dump.
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This story really blew up…
Man they totally plagiarized the movie Backdraft!
I briefly thought I was in a similar situation at work a few weeks ago.
[https://i.imgur.com/S2zsMJ4.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S2zsMJ4.jpg)
Just some shoes.
True heroes
Brian McCaffrey at it again
Oh my god that’s awful! Where?
This IS the Onion in real life. About as awesomely funny as it gets!
Be respectful!!!!!
To some people that is their wife!!!!!
They realized the mixup after attempts at ass to mouth resuscitation failed..
I like that the subtitle on the Fox News article refers to this as an “uproarious gaffe”
So, did she make it?
At least she escaped 🤣
Perfect story for a fake news network.
There she blows .
Wait, in Japan?
This feels like it should be in a leisure suit Larry game
Glorious!! I think it’s safe to say this will be the greatest thing I was see today.
I can’t believe someone just threw away a perfectly good sex doll. Those things are fucking expensive
Remember that one time at work?
That’s where I lost her…