While I was stationed in Alaska we had a mandatory training requirement to set up camp and sleep out in -20°F in order to gain trust in our equipment. Due to a lack of funding however, we weren’t able to go out to an actual training area and just did it outside of our work building. Our work building was right across the street from the barracks and one of the guys brought his sex doll to cuddle with through the night.
I went to a party once where everyone was passing around a blow up doll and taking jello shots out of the crotch hole. There was also chocolate chip and bacon weed cookies there. Goog party.
And not even a good one. They have ones that look so realistic, you’d have to get up close to figure it out. This guy is a loser. Cheap doll. Cheap meal. Cheap date.
It’s only trashy if he makes her pay.
No one actually fucks those right? It’s be like fucking a water wing with seams and edges.
This guy sucks at fantasy football
Poor waitress looks like she just doesn’t have time for this shit.
You just know the young lady scratching her head is the one who has to tell him to leave.
Looks like he ordered her a margarita too.
Dude probably finished last in his FFL.
Did he lose a bet with friends or did he get tired of her yelling that he never takes her out?
We made a buddy do this for losing in fantasy football haha
The look in that poor server’s face.
Oh what fresh hell is this???
She was so surprised
This guy definitely has Reddit.
Anyone watch Made For Love on HBOmax? It’s a great watch. Ray Romano takes his real girl out to eat and even orders her food, not just a drink.
Love the look on that waitress you know she’s thinking ..fuck I don’t want to wait on this guy ..I don’t get payed enough for this …
AMERICA IS OPEN AGAIN BABY!!!!
Dude lost a bet.
If she orders the Bourbon Street Steak , anal is on the menu
Are you saying that’s not normal?
The waitress looks so over with him as she is walking over to hand him the check.
Lars and the Real Girl.
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He probably lost a bet
Oh, that’s just John Oliver out on a hot date.
My man lost a bet
This is just, sad…. I never want to be so lonely that the only thing I have is a sex doll I bring to Applebee’s
What kind of sick bastard takes a date to Applebee’s?
I kind of get it. It’s always so embarrassing ordering two entrees for myself when I go out to eat alone.
The only thing trashy about this, is he didn’t have the decency to remove the paper on the straw for his date!
The real question is, did he bring it in blown up, or did be blow it up in the booth? I honestly don’t know which would be more awkward.
Shame on all of you….she’s a good listener.
She’ll have the cream pie
John Oliver has really hit rock bottom.
Not my thing but I admire the level of no fucks to give he has reached.
Bogo App night
While I was stationed in Alaska we had a mandatory training requirement to set up camp and sleep out in -20°F in order to gain trust in our equipment. Due to a lack of funding however, we weren’t able to go out to an actual training area and just did it outside of our work building. Our work building was right across the street from the barracks and one of the guys brought his sex doll to cuddle with through the night.
I went to a party once where everyone was passing around a blow up doll and taking jello shots out of the crotch hole. There was also chocolate chip and bacon weed cookies there. Goog party.
This is just sad
Lost a bet?
That waitress wants a piece of that
That cheating bitch! Now I know where she has been spending all of her time…….
you don’t want to take her to anywhere more expensive cause that would just inflate her ego
Separate checks or……?
I’m disappointed he didn’t even get a Real Doll. At least they look human.
And not even a good one. They have ones that look so realistic, you’d have to get up close to figure it out. This guy is a loser. Cheap doll. Cheap meal. Cheap date.
The fact she hasn’t touched her margarita informs us even she’s suspicious of his motives.
Lars and the Real Girl (2021)
Exactly the type of dude I expected to see when I read the title